Electricity uuurgh.Down with....

When Dr Doom goes without electricity he looses his ability to discombodulate anything in his path and he is rendered utterly helpless and is just like a mkebe.
Obviously I being the closest comparison in terms of sheer energy,I can clearly identify with suddenly incurring the wrath of jolly old Reddy killowatt.
F**k Reddy,why the schiznit should he have one of those massive ejaculations when I am right in the middle of rendering Projekt X.
I mean, does he have a problem with a honest cranky Kenyan beating down a keyboard in the name of creating art.F**k Reddy.Twice.

(A sigh of relief)

Now that I have let of some steam(It is not steam really but some weird form of expression invented at Google HQ)(They have aspirations of being the anti Christ according to sources in another part of the blogosphere where the tools which measure sanity cannot be satisfactorily vouched for.)Let me completely
use this opportunity to seriously evaluate the state of art in Africa today.
First I would like to state as a preamble that there are no hard feelings na kama hujui kiswahili sorry the wrong guy did your mummy and you kind of feel that you are being left out(Im I rambling?)so sorry.

This is to Naija artists and artistes et al; Ogah go learn som communikeshon skill ,it no have to be if yo from Naija you cannot be understood.Man you be de talkin like you de swallow de hot foofoo.Wa! De no teach de english in Naija skuls?

Amadoda,heeeeh!Tsotsi,why the hell do you still behave like you facing down the system in Kwa zulu Fatal or whatever boondok you come from.Just remember that most guys we meet from SA who are doing a little bit well are white.(No hard feelings me African Broda) If a black Kenyan went to SA without education he would be doing twice as well as most whites.Yo kwaito stinks,gives you headaches for days and has got no f****n groove.Do you guys just know how to slap boots?Y'all be miners or what?Get over that Pre Nelson Mandela hangover and spread the love.Oh!And quit killing dem Somalis,most of them are dead already.

Masera,washikaji.Jishike tu.The day the official slogan of The United Fully socialized republic of TZ is Kuna Kurara,We are sreep untirr the birdis kamu home.Is the day of self actualization.Did you hear of that gentleman who landed in Uganda and being the well known artiste that he is and being ladden with the poor value currency of both countries drew the attention of a svelte socialite from Europe.Alas!Msera could not speako the English. Wah!It seems that Proffesor Jay has more than enough work teaching guys simple English.He should stick to that.Or if it emerges that hata yeye hajui Engrishy..........

I will not reduce myself to the level of commenting on Ghana.Their movies are extremely appalling and it may take centuries to ............

Maghreb.Where is Maghreb?alao lalal ilaaaal Kaboom!!Please do not let them know where I live.I am allergic to shrapnel.

Next time we will dwell on the gem that is Dr Congo.The name itself suggests the need for sustained medical intervention.It will need a whole session to seriously analyze that land of cannibals........

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Adios Amigos.