News.Bad news.

Mugabe called a seniour US  government official a prostitute.Yaani ngeli ya MA-LA-YA.Serious allegations considering the gender of that particular official.There are questions on how Comrade Bob knows about that other career this official is pursuing......
Ati a Kenyan has been thrown to jail in the US for shaking a baby.(Not his!)I think all those Kenyans experimenting with experimental hallucinogenics and cheap intoxicants should fly back home and use somehing they are more farmiliar with.Chang'aa prices are falling.

Which Kenyan politician needs to eat sh*t and hump a camel?Any votes?This will soon be revealed.

Critics have been heard talking in low tones about the development of Kenyan music stagnating...hmmm.I think of two scenarios immeadiately(Did you hear the album Metaphor za Mtaa by some dude called Goreala.Mimi huwa sipeani promo bure.It is on point.)Another is the seriously cool MC calling himself Abas kubaff(Is he really a moron?Coz kubaff means exactly that ,moron.Or it is an Oxy-moron?(how old is that joke?)The other scenario is of course the gyrating beats of Benga maestros Luna Kidi.Let us be tooootally honest;Benga sounds better done  by the real shagzmodoz the Congolese.

Dr Congo has long weighed on my conciense because of how big and dark it is on Google maps.......I have heard rumours that it is now exporting a very unique craft.Dem a bleach.this is the scientific application of locally prepared concoctions cum chemically reactive sub nuclear particles that can bleach a dark ape's skin to the point of being mistaken for the uncle of Tom Cruise.(Tom has apparently been very busy gaining fame as a religious demagogue much hunted by bloggers wielding poisoned pens.)(old news).
White people(White attitude,not skin color) have a problem with being dark. When you think of the only reason a Dr Congolese joins the ranks of hardened Majengo veterans by being a proponent of Dem a bleach,things become clearer on why the gentleman thought of above shook the baby.Ushamba Mtupu.A serious case of Ushambiosis Rega.The case of farm not leaving the man.Kubaff.

It is said that it is not good to hit a man when he is down.What if he is short?

Are Kenyans abroad getting nastier or what/it might be a reflection of the sycopathic tendencies of the home hive........