In the depths of the Vatican where rumour has it that they are hiding Christ's last known descendant there is a term 'sacriliedge' which I do not know how to spell.Rumour has it that it means the ultimate sin against the ultimate.Rumour has it that some people have been in contravention of some hidden rules of the ancient art of Voodon(Jujuism,kamoteyesis a.k.a satan worship and in a local dialect of which I am not a member but has been lynching suspected scientists,Abarogi) Rumour has it that human blood is an accepted form of gifting in Jujuistic circles.Rumour again without fail continues to have it that a Jujuan who fails to reach their quota of gifts must offer some of his/her own whilst being aware you have only about 6 litres of the red stuff.Rumour has it that 6 litres is on the lower side of the Jujuist gift scale.I on my part prefer to let the taxman suck my blood, slowly.No use driving a Lamborghini Diablo on a half dry bloodstream, I need all my Haemoglobin.
Question:Who invented Voodoo?What rights does he/she hold on the patent?
On that note a wonder how the powers of the Juju practitioners can be harnessed for the good of the nation.They ganged up for the bad of the nation when they got paid to deliver paliamentary seats by other means apart from violence and the vote.We need a 4th dimension sciences parastatal to deal with the scientific contributions of natural science executives.These experts may yet be the answer out of Africa's political and economic quagmire.If they only invent a transponder that delivers humans whole to different parts of the world it will immediately put boeing and airbus out of business and add a few calories to the African body of suffering.
Is it true that men are sleeping with other men in hometown Nairobi?It would be important for those involved to carefully watch the decapitation videos from Iraq and Saudi Arabia and decide if that is the fate they would like to consign their members to.Oh!I forgot.This is an actual threat that can be ignored or taken for what its worth at face value.Dear Google almighty please inform if blogger vis a vis bloggee in relation as determined by as is bloggoration rights have been infringed on.(It does not make sense this jabbering.)
Does anyone have the time,I have been made aware of the fact that the world is ending.Is it true?What starts after the world ends?
Ruminating........Grapevine, no grapes but sour grapes,slander,the bush telegraph,ujinga mtupu,nux,non-sense,cheap talk,usabasi,unyarere,utiaji,ufiesti,all that; Just rumours.
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
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