Tuesday, December 9, 2008


I hate analysts. I also reserve extra vitriol for Hollywood's film makers. Hollywood is full of myths and farces. Maybe that is why they are so successful. I so hate them.
Analysts just talk shit. They talked shit which resulted in people losing their livelihoods overnight. Now they are talking shit just to lift spirits.
At the end of the year I think i will be taking up a new career along the East African coastline. I have heard that with a raft and a toy gun you could start a lucrative business hijacking hijackers. Those b*****s be rolling with plenty of moolah (Cheddar,Ganji,Chapaa, Nyiadu).
Or I could just stick to something safe. Like Magic. Just ask David Blane how much he is conning. Oh sorry, coining, off those gullible fools.
I think Jesus was the last guy that did any real magic. Its a pity. I think it is about time another real prophet showed up, we are tired of Jesus freaks and Moses wannabes and I think we deserve another prophet.
The stock market has its Gurus but I think they are all full of it. They paid some very clever guy to write a paper that says the stock market is the most stable long term investment. True. But for who? For who the bell tolls?
I am done venting my proverbial spleen.