Friday, April 3, 2009

Wacko Mr.Jacko

People In London Should Not Eat Rice: PILSNER. Or drink rice wine. Musicians over forty should not take barbiturates even if they are very famous because it may cause one undesirable side-effect. Death.

The good Doctor just wanted to help. Yeah right! Someone should help him! Now the king is dead or like Elvis Presley pretending to be dead and we have that good doctor to thank for it.

The whole week all I have heard is everyone give their can of beans about what happened. Well let me spill the lama beans right here. That guy was the most mistreated kid since time immemorial. He was dealing with haggard narcissistic promoters from the day he first sung. It is a pity that he was never allowed to grow up. Everyone figured he was good with Bubbles as long as Bubbles could not talk or tell him who was stealing what from his coffers. All the warning signs were there from the start.

Pepsi burnt him and then paid millions to have him repaired. Jesus Kristo, that poor boy walked around looking like Yellowman's ghostly cousin. I think Pepsi should give all of us a freebie for loss of entertainer, because they started it.

He was a bit bonkers before, with all those rumours that he liked to think he could one day look like Diana Rose, or was is just malicious wags and their poisoned pens? But I never figured him for a crack head. Now, come to think of it, he must have been startin' something on the Thriller tour. His presence and antics in Manila,Philippines changed Filipinos' lives forever. Some still believe he is amongst them. Those daft people.

I wonder if he left a manual of his dance moves.